
Enthralled by its serenity, grandeur and the luminosity of fishermen’s lanterns during silent nights– early Scottish explorer David Livingstone branded Lake Malawi the ‘Lake of Stars’. Up to this day the lake remains a picturesque tourist destination. But as one travels to the lake, there is something annoying that prompted journalist BRIAN LIGOMEKA to mull over problems dogging tourism industry in Africa.
My recent two-day excursion to Lake Malawi was a combo of moments of miseries and magic. Depressing memories first! I vividly recall how irate villagers threatened to rough me up during an incident that occurred just a kilometre before I reached Liwonde Township.
Hell broke loose that Friday afternoon when I hit a goat as I was dodging a pothole. The move resulted in my vehicle to swerving from the left lane of the potholed road to the right; and knocking dead the unattended goat in the process.
I knew exactly who was in the wrong - the owner of the goat who left it unattended. But surprisingly the mob accused me of deliberately killing the goat.
As the argument heated up traffic police officers appeared on the scene. Upon hearing both sides of the story, their verdict was in my favour. The owner of the unattended goat was in the wrong.The verdict enabled me to resume my trip to the lake.
No sooner had I drove past Kamuzu Bridge than I hit another pothole prompting my 7-year-old son Bright to remark that the vehicle had so far hit seven craters and killed one goat.
“I am not sure how many more potholes we will hit and how many goats we will knock dead by the time we reach Mangochi,” he said to my chagrin.
I assured him of safe driving. Despite driving cautiously, the vehicle continued hitting potholes.
“Dad, you hit 39 potholes and killed one goat,” Bright told me on our arrival at our destination, Cape Maclear.
I never responded.